Upwork Shitshow
A live wall of shame for Upwork's most absurd job posts
Votes
3
Comments
1
What this means
40%Vote pace is below typical for this category.
Running at 40% of comparable launches.
-67%Category cooling: Freelance.
Launches down 67% week-over-week.
12Founder Conviction Index: 12 — low signal.
Few of the conviction sub-signals (reputation, velocity, buyer-intent, tagline clarity) are firing yet.
Prediction
Top-5 finish probability
3%
today
Projected end-of-day votes
3range 2–4
Trajectory
stable
Vote pace holding steady.
Speed vs peers
0.4×
215 comparable launches
About
AI scans every new Upwork job, finds the most absurd ones, scores and tags them, and rewrites each title as if the client was being honest. React, comment, and roast the worst listings with other freelancers! New jobs appear all day. Free. Built by Zenfl — we filter the garbage so our users only see jobs worth applying to.
Vote & comment velocity
Scores
Velocity0.0
Vote pace vs avg
Momentum0.0
Sustained over 6h
Virality0.0
Spread × engagement
Engagement66.7
Comments per vote