Roast My Resume
AI roasts your resume. You screenshot the trauma.
Votes
13
Comments
3
What this means
-83%Category cooling: Hiring.
Launches down 83% week-over-week.
25Founder Conviction Index: 25 — low signal.
Few of the conviction sub-signals (reputation, velocity, buyer-intent, tagline clarity) are firing yet.
Prediction
Top-5 finish probability
20%
today
Projected end-of-day votes
13range 10–18
Trajectory
stable
Vote pace holding steady.
About
AI roasts your resume with battle-rap energy. Paste your '7 years of robust full-stack experience' and watch it translate to '7 years of making stuff up as I go along.' Then screenshot the share card. Free. Anonymous. Mildly traumatic.
Vote & comment velocity
Scores
Velocity25.7
Vote pace vs avg
Momentum25.7
Sustained over 6h
Virality33.1
Spread × engagement
Engagement46.1
Comments per vote