Food Never Comes
A fake food delivery app where the food never arrives
Votes
4
Comments
5
What this means
-75%Category cooling: Entertainment.
Launches down 75% week-over-week.
18Founder Conviction Index: 18 — low signal.
Few of the conviction sub-signals (reputation, velocity, buyer-intent, tagline clarity) are firing yet.
Prediction
Top-5 finish probability
12%
today
Projected end-of-day votes
4range 3–5
Trajectory
stable
Not enough snapshots yet to detect trajectory.
Speed vs peers
0.7×
362 comparable launches
About
Food Never Comes is a dopamine site and fake food delivery simulator where you pretend to order food, track your delivery, and slowly realize that the food is never coming. It is a weird web app, browser toy, and pretend food ordering app made for people who enjoy useless but strangely satisfying internet experiences.
Vote & comment velocity
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Scores
Velocity20.8
Vote pace vs avg
Momentum20.8
Sustained over 6h
Virality43.5
Spread × engagement
Engagement100.0
Comments per vote