Cooked
Track Claude Code context usage in real time with NPC roasts
Votes
8
Comments
2
What this means
2×Growing 2× faster than the typical comparable launch.
Compared to 89 comparable launches at the same age.
23Founder Conviction Index: 23 — low signal.
Few of the conviction sub-signals (reputation, velocity, buyer-intent, tagline clarity) are firing yet.
Prediction
Top-5 finish probability
13%
today
Projected end-of-day votes
8range 6–11
Trajectory
stable
Not enough snapshots yet to detect trajectory.
Speed vs peers
2×
89 comparable launches
About
Cooked is a VS Code extension for Claude Code that monitors your context window usage in real time. As your token usage climbs, an ensemble of 544 Claude-written NPC roasts escalate from light jabs to full panic warnings. The roasts are purely cosmetic, completely randomized, and kept on screen long enough to read. Your data never leaves your machine.
Vote & comment velocity
Scores
Velocity0.0
Vote pace vs avg
Momentum0.0
Sustained over 6h
Virality0.0
Spread × engagement
Engagement50.0
Comments per vote